For those few of you (if any) who visit this blog, here is a rather intimidating photo of BigFoot in full charioteer mode barreling down the middle of a road somewhere in Wiltshire, the actual location being withheld for the sake of public safety and calm. This road does possess two 'traffic calming' chicanes not that that is of any concern to BigFoot who has been known to force the local school bus to take sudden and evasive action. To give you an idea of the speed at which the chariot is driven, that excuse for a flag was once a nice 3ft sq square of blue cotton, now reduced to a shredded crepe-like tatter. Not long after this photo was taken, she was apprehended by the local constabulary for conduct endangering life in that she was seen, through a haze of blue smoke, perfecting donuts in front of the village post office. Her excuse? "I got my crutch jammed in the clutch"!I'm rather proud of this photo as I had to set my camera as if photographing an Olympic 100 metre final.
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Luckily it seems that nobody visits this blog!
Of course people visit this blog Ozzy Boy, get yerself a statcounter (www.statcounter.com) and you'll find out...Fab photo, want me to go over and have stern words with your sister? MH
MH - This Big Sis has to keep young Ozzy Boy under her thumb!
Yes please my dear MH. As you'd appreciate, I feel like a fish out of water being stuck over here. I can't help but think of whales when comparing BigFoot with mermaids!
Pip Pip!
G'day,
I know Wiltshire well. And I know all about clutches, the vehicular type!
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